I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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