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So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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