is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
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I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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