I wish i was in the wii world.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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