Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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