LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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