I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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