Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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