i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just want nice things and good sex
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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