I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Vodka?
Forever.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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