I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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