U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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