The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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