have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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