What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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