Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize