After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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