"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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