i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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