I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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