Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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