ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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