As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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