i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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