you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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