hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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