I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I wish you could order shots online.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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