CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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