i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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