Already got asked if we're dating
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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