Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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