I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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