Kiss
Puke
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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