found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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