Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just google imaged poop.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
As shirtless as possible
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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