I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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