hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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