My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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