im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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