There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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