You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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