We won't sleep together?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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