She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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