you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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