You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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