How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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