They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
This toilet bowl is my home.
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