Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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