WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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