it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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