When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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