Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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