Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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